Dear Diary,
The government has been forcing us to spend two weeks with our children. They up and closed all schools, daycares, play dates, parks and grandma’s houses to us so now they are our sole responsibility.
I am not okay.
Did you know that they try to follow you to the bathroom? Since when is peeing a group activity? “Can mommy have a bit of privacy please?”
I don’t know how many more don’t eat thats, don’t hit mommys , and leave that alones I have left in me. At this point the kid is evolving and is creating mythical dirt. The never ending kind that she seems to pull out of thin air. Maybe it is she who is the magician, who can make a previously clean room disappear.
Also, she seems to think that she is a cat and is trying to climb and scratch walls. She has taken to sitting in boxes and attempting to eat cat food. Sigh. I don’t have any beer left. I am unprepared.
Check on your parent friends, we are not okay!
Sigh. Until tomorrow and as always, Send beer!
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