Men For Sale

As you may know, I am moving to Grand Turk in a few weeks to pursue an education in Science, but funds are severely limited (RENT, FOOD, UTILITIES). So in an effort to raise money, I have started a small business venture, and I have enlisted the help of my darling friends, who SO generously agreed to assist me.
 
Have you been feeling bored or lonely? Is your husband or boyfriend NOT paying attention to your needs as a woman? Do you want to go out for a night on the town and in need of an escort?? WE ARE HERE FOR YOU!!!
 
With ONLY the Creme de la Creme in the Male Escort business, I bring to you "BUCKS FOR BOYS".
 
All you have to do is, email me "click here"  with a short message informing me of what type of hunk that you are looking to spend your time with and they will pick you up RIGHT from your door!! IT’S THAT EASY!!! Right from the privacy and comfort of your own home!!!
 
BUT WAIT!!! THERE IS MORE!!! You get an in home trial offer for only, Get this $19.95!!! YOU HEARD RIGHT!!! ONLY $19.95!!! We are so confident that our product will make you happy that It comes with our 30 day satisfation guarantee, if u are dissatisfied with our product you get a refund!! NO QUESTIONS ASKED!!!
 
EMAIL ME NOW SO THAT YOU CAN BE APART OF THIS LIMITED TIME OFFER!!!!
 
Gas fees NOT included. Void where unavailable or prohibited. Taxes and surcharges apply in Grand Turk and Salt Cay. 75% of all funds collected will be donated to the "Find Aja A Home Fund".