Get It Up, Keep It Up!

 

Charles "Chick" Lennon, a 68-year-old former handyman in Providence, Rhode Island just won more than $400,000 in a lawsuit over a malfunctioning penile implant. He has had an erection for the past 10 years. Lol, and they said call a doctor if u get an erection lasting over four hours!! Click here for the entire article.

 

From Sex on my desk

BIG baby!!

Wow!!! My baby boy Denym is weighing a whopping 15lbs at one month old. Doctors say that is the average weight of a six month old!!! Can u say GINOROMOUS??

 

 

**** YOU

Fuck you!!! Don’t TALK to me!! I am not interested in hearing n e thing, I don’t want to discuss it, just call it a loss and get the fuck over it!!

Perspective on life according to George Costanza (SEINFELD).

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean,life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What`s that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you`re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you`re young enough to enjoy retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last 9 months floating…then you finish off as an orgasm! Amen."

That is saying it…

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