This morning, I got up and as I was heading to the bathroom, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. I’m like “hey girl, you looking a little skinty today. Them squats must be working.”
I’m there in the mirror, checking out myself at angles, looking to see if my booty grew as much as my waist shrunk. I grab my phone, took a pic on my Snapchat (with filters of course cause like, its first thing in the morning) and I send a little teaser over to Pretty Boy.
He replies, I giggle. Life goes on.
Then I get a snap message from my girl Tammy. “You sending accidental nudes?” I’m here confused like, “Tf Tammy talking abo..?”
Realization dawns. Holy. Shit.
I check my Snapchat and see that my cute little peek show had been sent to a few people on my snap. And there is no recall button.
Including my nephew.
“HOLY SHIT!” I’m messaging everyone like “OH MY GOD, I’M SO SORRY!” I’m deadass laughing hysterically at this point cause option two was gonna be tears.
I message my sister frantically.
Just my luck, she sees my messages literally the same time my nephew is freaking out over my snaps.
I’m caught somewhere between panic, mortification and pure amusement. Then my friend Luke calls, “Ummmmmm…” Now there is this whole awkward conversation about how those really weren’t meant for you. And no, I’m actually not coming on to you, and yes, I really should get back into the gym.
Anyways, long story short, be careful before you hit “send” on Snapchat or one day, you too, may be the topic of your nephew’s therapy session and the punchline of your WhatsApp chat with your girls.